Please don't judge me...

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I know that I haven't done anything else since basically my start of summer but post journals and do stupid and pointless stuff (like what's below) but I'm just so... Yeah. Just don't judge.

Stolen from Facebook and crap.





1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Well, I don't think looks in essence are important, however, I think that it is essential you find your partner attractive.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Hell yes. What would I do without my mom? :nod:
3. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Nope.
5. Are you in love?
Haven't had a real crush all, my long, dreary sixteen years of life. And apparently, that's a problem.
6. Are you single this year?
Single this year, last year…
7. Can you commit to one person?
Wouldn't be a problem.
8. Describe your crush.
… Please refer to number 5.
9. Describe your perfect mate.
Friend? Uh, they have to be understanding, but the rest of their personality is up to them.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
First sight that LEADS to love.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
I think it'd be nice… eventually, with the right person.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Haven't been betrayed yet, but I think I would forgive. Once.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Very easily.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
… Screw you.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Ears.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet/maybe never/no.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Ahaha… Are there going to be a lot of relationship questions in this thing?
20. Do you shower every day?
No. Hate showers.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Not at the moment… then again, I've been called the definition of dense, so… Never know.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Erm… my dog, and how he hates me for taking him to the vet?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Okay, so, me trying to get into one relationship: impossible. Me trying to get into TWO AT THE SAME TIME? No.
24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
That'd be really messed up.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Eh, could live with, could live without. If I actually have a feeling thing start, then this answer could change.
26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
Yes, my Father when I went off the France. Said I damn well better came back.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Nope… oh wait… I have.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I did once think how nice it'd be to get lipo and just start over, but… that's changed. Since two years ago.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
No.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
No.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Lot of no answers here…
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
No.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
No.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
No.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
No.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
In a round about way.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Wouldn't know.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
N/A.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Goose egg.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
Look up.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Double look up.
47. How old are you?
J'suis seize, et toi?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Well, I'm glad I only 'liked' you.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favourite thing about him/her?
… I think I'm just starting to realize this is a RELATIONSHIP answering-thingy… Fancy that.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Oh, chentico, you came back to me! (Damn you Starbucks for taking away a nine year old's favorite drink).
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely anything for?
Yes. Hopefully they all know who they are.
52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?
Nope.
53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?
Uh, no… BECAUSE I'M NOT DATING!
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Of course.
55. Share a relationship story.
… I've been confessed to more times than I've ever failed an exam… Oh, wait, that doesn't apply, I don't think I've ever failed one yet… Never mind.
56. State 8 facts about your body.
Hazel eyes; Brown hair; Olive skin-ish; Long bob-cut; 6-7 size feet; Muscles; 2 beauty marks on my face; uh… curve-u-lar?
57. Things you want to say to an ex.
Wait, ex? What is this 'ex' thowest speakest ofesth?
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Honest, considerate, not afraid to be themselves (not the same as standing out), originality, and physical contact… Don't be weird on that last one. I just like physical contact. Hugs, arm touches and stuff.
59. What do you look like?
… Insecurity or aloof. First one is if you're in my head (get out) and the second in every-fricking-one else.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Nonexistent.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
What they're doing.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Uh… I'm actually going to try and answer this one honestly… I think it'd have to be a hug, really. And yes, to those of my friends who will laugh, clothed, naked or whatever. Just a hug that lasts a long time.
63. What is your definition of "having sex"?
Mutual coitus.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Purposefully being in relationship with two or more people at the same time, in which intimate-ness is required in both for it to be cheating. Not sexual stuff, but just having the feeling of, for example, a girl having two boyfriends and having interest in the both of them and going out with said two men as are defined by today's terms.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Le quoi?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Les question, la… Absolutement horrible. Mais un peu drole. XD
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Not sure. Try me.  
68. What turns you off?
Negative actions towards others.
69. What turns you on?
Not… really… sure… yet.
70. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
HA! That's a good question. Don't think I've ever had one. I mostly get nightmares, the latest one involving a werewolf (the scary kind) and a door activated by the correct playing of the MOST IMPOSSIBLY DIFFICULT HOPSOTCH GAME you've ever played. Yeah.
71. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I don't remember what number, but I think there was one asking about virginity…? Yes?
72. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?
Again, try me. Just throw out some ideas. Putting your heart into something would make it sweet, I guess.
73. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Wouldn't LOOK for characteristics.
74. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?
A hug.
75. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?
Pep-talks. With a hug. And some good baking.
76. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships? I think that once everyone's an adult, it's a free-for all. Although, please don't go getting it on with someone who's about to die.
77. What's your dirtiest secret?
You know what funny… when you're asked that question, and it's not that you would be opposed to answering; it's just that you can't actually think of anything.
78. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why
When someone got that highest mark English award thingy. Damn that intern… "This isn't how you write a journal…" Screw you… my journal…
79. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Today.
80. Who are five people you find attractive?
… Uh, um… Well, there's some of my friends I find attractive… Hah, the only friends I find attractive are girls! However, BIG difference between seeing someone's beauty for what it is and having that ability transform into feelings. So, don't worry my buds.
81. Who is the last person you hugged?
Kelsey.  
82. Who was your first kiss with?
Still got that 'first' on my lips.
83. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because it didn't happen.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Interesting question. Maybe? Not sure. Perhaps? Eiehn… Not sure.
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alconteh's avatar
I did this on Tumblr xD